The 11th Annual Star Wars Holiday Special and Toys for Tots Benefit

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Free with Toys for Tots donation / Tickets available at noon

810 W Lake Street
Minneapolis, MN
United States

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Comedy, Storytelling

‘Twill be the day before Rogue One, when all through the land 

We await the arrival of a shaggy carpet, made by hand

That’s just a code from Saun Dann the trader, you see

It’s time to grab a red snuggie, and gather ‘round the tree

 

The weirdest holiday party is at Bryant-Lake Bowl

As most of you know, you have a starring role

It’s a special night, tickets can’t be bought

To get into this theatre, just bring a toy for a tot

 

We watch this piece of shit every damn year

To bring some children a bit of holiday cheer...

Bea Arthur, Art Carney and Jefferson Starship are all along

Is Itchy watching VR soft core really that wrong?

 

So mark your calendar, it’s time to celebrate!

Just don’t show up expecting the special to be great

It’s become more than a tradition, this our 11th festive gathering!

Now it’s only one more day until The Last Jedi & some questions that need answering.