#betchesnburlesque: A Parody Dance and A$$ Cabaret

Presented by
A photo of three femme people in vulva costumes lounging and reading newspapers

810 West Lake Street
Minneapolis, MN 55408
United States

60 minutes Without intermission
Run Dates -


Start Date

June 29, 2024


Parody. Dance. Ass. "Renewed my faith in the power of a single banana, if only for a moment."

I’m not hot, you’re hot!!!! C’mon out, boo, we have some hawt sawce to make, and we need ur spicy @$$.

The best and the brightest burlesque and modern dancers give you their spin on the earnest tease, impossible levels of sexiness, embodied objectification, in the name of #flavor, f@kking cabaret, and emotional movement, in a night of parody and dance.

{Partial nudity, y'all!! Some acts are clothed, and some only hold back on the nips, tips, and lips.}

Bring dollar bills to throw, or if you’re lazy, come early and exchange big bills for ones. Get here early to eat and drink in the theater. And tip your G-D server!!

"I had such an amazing time at the last show. Your cabaret filled a hole that's been in my heart for years. Not only were the dances utterly entertaining and fun, that stage had a ridiculous amount of talent on it!” - Scott Pakudaitis

"I can't believe the 1992 Bratislavian team - the bronze medalists in rhythmic and acoustic gymnastics - actually took a break from the Pepsi Live Tour to strip here... It's been a dream of mine since I was a child."

"I am beginning to feel a strange kind of freedom..."


Tickets are $15. Doors open at 9:30PM.
Full menu available from your seat! Come eat and drink in the theater before and during the show!